excuse me
I have GOOSEBUMPS
This is awesome
i’d watch an entire series about bodybuilders in a tiny town
Reblogged from miranda-lefts
My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”
I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.wait what’s the joke
reincarnation
He’s a fucking carbon copy
look at gordon he’s so proud
Reblogged from drdantheannihilator
OK DAD
I’m just imagining the hardware store clerk (or wherever these knives were purchased) ringing up all of these knives. Like the artist just standing there acting nonchalant and the store clerk just keeps looking down at the PILE OF KNIVES and back up at this person, and then back to the knives…
“How was your day today?”
“I think I sold 1,000 knives to a serial killer and some people are going to die.”
Reblogged from padalovin
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass
pocahontas was the worst
what did i just read
i am LAUGHING
Reblogged from drdantheannihilator
I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED
THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG
BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG